For what it's worth, I'll electro shock the thread back to life...
2 main systems - desktop and laptop. Both are modern.
2 operational 'vintage systems' - both IBM PS/2s, model 56SX and 30-286.
1 operational 'classic gaming rig' - K6-2 based, lives in closet for the time being. Built specifically for gaming, has awesome specs for its platform.
1 operational P3 - for sale locally on a classifieds site
2 half-operational P1 MMXs...hoping to complete and equip with a compact linux distro, then sell.
1 incomplete 8088 system, currently not assembled, but I have the parts for it set aside. Waiting on authentic PC or PC/XT case to mess with it.
More loose parts than any sane person should own...the list goes on.